52 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2014 “Interstellar & Ice Bucket” Edition

In 2014, we were all busy filming ourselves getting wet for charity and listening to “Happy” on repeat. It was the year of Guardians of the Galaxy, the launch of the Amazon Echo, and the realization that Yo Mama is the only person whose gravitational pull is so strong, she actually helped Matthew McConaughey find his way out of the Tesseract.

The 2014 Top 10: The “Tesseract & Galaxy” Burns

1. The Interstellar Special: Yo mama is so fat, when Cooper entered the black hole, he didn’t find a library—he just found your mama’s grocery list and it took him 50 years to read the first page.
2. The Ice Bucket Challenge: Yo mama is so big, when she did the Ice Bucket Challenge, she had to use a municipal swimming pool and a fleet of cargo planes just to get her left shoulder wet.
3. The Guardians of the Galaxy: Yo mama is so ugly, when she walked past Rocket Raccoon, he stopped talking and said: “Okay, I’m not even going to try to steal that face. It’s got zero resale value.”
4. The Amazon Echo Launch: Yo mama is so stupid, she spent the whole night arguing with Alexa because she thought it was a girl named “Alexis” who was hiding in her Pringles can.
5. The Flappy Bird Craze: Yo mama is so fat, she’s the real reason Flappy Bird was deleted—the bird couldn’t fly high enough to get over her chin, and the developer couldn’t handle the physics.
6. The Godzilla Remake: Yo mama is so big, when Godzilla saw her in San Francisco, he took one look and headed back into the ocean saying: “I’m not the alpha predator anymore.”
7. The Maleficent Vibe: Yo mama is so scary, when Maleficent saw her, she gave up her horns and decided to become a nun.
8. The Kim Kardashian “Break the Internet”: Yo mama is so fat, when she tried to “break the internet” with a photo, she didn’t just break the servers—she broke the actual underwater fiber-optic cables.
9. The Pharrell “Happy” Era: Yo mama is so stupid, she thought “Happy” was a song about a literal room without a roof, so she started calling a contractor to fix her ceiling.
10. The World Cup Brazil: Yo mama is so fat, when she went to the World Cup in Brazil, the 7-1 score against the hosts wasn’t the biggest tragedy—it was your mama sitting on the stadium’s VIP section.

The Full 2014 Yo Mama Archive (Selected Highlights)

11. Yo mama is so poor, she goes to the local airport just to smell the jet fuel and dream of a vacation.
12. Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a “GPS” shirt, people use her to navigate around traffic jams.
13. Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to “save” her dinner by clicking the right-click button on her plate.
14. Yo mama is so ugly, her birth certificate is actually a “Terms of Service” agreement that the doctor regretted signing.
15. Yo mama is so old, her Social Security number is “3” (She says she remembers when the wheel was a high-tech invention).
16. Yo mama is so fat, her belt size is “To Be Continued on 4K Resolution.”
17. Yo mama is so stupid, she thought “The Cloud” was where they stored the marshmallows for the internet.
18. Yo mama is so poor, her “flat-screen TV” is a window with a black frame around it.
19. Yo mama is so ugly, she turned a “Beauty” vlog into a Netflix Horror Original.
20. Yo mama is so fat, when she falls, she doesn’t make a sound—she makes a Richter scale reading.
21. Yo mama is so stupid, she took a spoon to a “data stream” because she heard it was “liquid.”
22. Yo mama is so old, she remember when the “Dead Sea” was still “The Sea that Needs a Nap.”
23. Yo mama is so fat, when she wears yellow, everyone yells “Taxi!”—even the ISS astronauts.
24. Yo mama is so poor, she waves a wet towel around and calls it “a spa experience.”
25. Yo mama is so ugly, she made Medusa look like a Victoria’s Secret model.
26. Yo mama is so stupid, she got hit by a parked car… again.
27. Yo mama is so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn’t look at the menu—she looks at the blueprints.
28. Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was just a Prince’s footman.
29. Yo mama is so poor, she goes to the bank just to stand in the air conditioning.
30. Yo mama is so ugly, even a blind man would say “No thanks, I’m good.”
31. Yo mama is so fat, her shadow has its own zip code and its own time zone.
32. Yo mama is so stupid, she put a “Do Not Disturb” sign on her forehead and wondered why no one would talk to her.
33. Yo mama is so old, she sat next to Moses in kindergarten.
34. Yo mama is so fat, she’s the reason the Earth has a slight bulge at the equator.
35. Yo mama is so poor, she uses a Cheeto as a highlighter.
36. Yo mama is so ugly, when she walks into a bank, they turn off the cameras to save the viewers.
37. Yo mama is so stupid, she stared at an orange juice carton for three hours because it said “Concentrate.”
38. Yo mama is so fat, she needs a GPS to find her own feet.
39. Yo mama is so old, she has a signed copy of the Ten Commandments.
40. Yo mama is so poor, she can’t even afford to pay attention.
41. Yo mama is so ugly, her face is the reason we have the “Skip Ad” button.
42. Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to light a match with a flashlight.
43. Yo mama is so fat, her necktie is a beach towel.
44. Yo mama is so old, her birth certificate says “Expired.”
45. Yo mama is so poor, she goes to McDonald’s to put a McDouble on layaway.
46. Yo mama is so ugly, she turned Medusa into a pile of salt.
47. Yo mama is so stupid, she put sugar on the bed because she wanted “sweet dreams.”
48. Yo mama is so fat, she has to use a boomerang to put on her belt.
49. Yo mama is so old, her birthday candles are the primary cause of global warming.
50. Yo mama is so poor, she waves a popsicle stick around and calls it “Air Conditioning.”
51. Yo mama is so stupid, she thought the “G-20 Summit” was a new brand of mountain bike.
52. Yo mama is so fat, when she jumps into the air, she gets stuck in the atmosphere.