Waking up to a realization that could have waited until breakfast.
My mom called me at 3 AM to ask if I remembered to take the chicken out of the freezer. I’m 35 and I live in a different state.
🔥 Top 10: The Yo Mama Joke Archive: 1995–2025
1997 Vintage: The Pathfinder Mars Mission
Yo mama is so big, when NASA’s Pathfinder landed on Mars, it act...read more »
52 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & Poker Face” Edition
In 2009, we were all busy mining diamonds in Minecraft ...read more »
The Minivan Speed
Driving 15 kids to soccer practice requires professional skill.Do...read more »
52 Yo Mama Jokes: The 1995 “Dial-Up & Pager” Edition
In 1995, if you wanted to destroy someone’s reputation, you didn'...read more »
The Cooking Confidence
A recipe that only works if she’s the one making it.I followed my...read more »
1995 Legacy: The Windows 95 Launch
Yo mama is so fat, when she tried to install Windows 95, the com...read more »
The Clean Room Miracle
Turning a disaster zone into a five-star hotel in ten minutes.My ...read more »
1995 Legacy: The Braveheart Legacy
Yo mama is so hairy, when she walked out in a kilt, people shout...read more »
54 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2001 “Shrek & Fellowship” Edition
In 2001, we were all obsessed with rings, ogres, and wizards. It ...read more »
The "Watch Your Tone"
A warning shot fired across the dinner table.My mom told me to wa...read more »
😜 More from category: The Yo Mama Joke Archive: 1995–2025
1996 Vintage: The Tickle Me Elmo Fever
Yo mama is so scary, when she tried to tickle Elmo, he stopped l...read more »
54 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man & Market Crash” Edition
In 2008, the economy went down faster than Yo Mama at a free donu...read more »
53 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & American Idol” Edition
In 2002, we were all trying to hit the high notes of "A Moment Li...read more »
1995 Classic: The NASA Discovery
Yo mama is so fat, NASA used her to test the gravity on Jupiter....read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.
Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!
Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
The magic man... is laughing!
Still digging for more humor!
Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".
Burninating the countryside with laughter!
best discovery of the day. i needed a good laugh after that meeting.
sometimes you just need a stupid joke to feel better. this worked for me.
i was expecting something else but this was a pleasant surprise!
Is it bad that I’ve heard 90% of these?