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The 3 AM Panic

Waking up to a realization that could have waited until breakfast.

My mom called me at 3 AM to ask if I remembered to take the chicken out of the freezer. I’m 35 and I live in a different state.

🔥 Top 10: The Yo Mama Joke Archive: 1995–2025

1997 Vintage: The Pathfinder Mars Mission
 Yo mama is so big, when NASA’s Pathfinder landed on Mars, it act...read more »
52 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & Poker Face” Edition
In 2009, we were all busy mining diamonds in Minecraft ...read more »
The Minivan Speed
Driving 15 kids to soccer practice requires professional skill.Do...read more »
52 Yo Mama Jokes: The 1995 “Dial-Up & Pager” Edition
In 1995, if you wanted to destroy someone’s reputation, you didn'...read more »
The Cooking Confidence
A recipe that only works if she’s the one making it.I followed my...read more »
1995 Legacy: The Windows 95 Launch
 Yo mama is so fat, when she tried to install Windows 95, the com...read more »
The Clean Room Miracle
Turning a disaster zone into a five-star hotel in ten minutes.My ...read more »
1995 Legacy: The Braveheart Legacy
 Yo mama is so hairy, when she walked out in a kilt, people shout...read more »
54 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2001 “Shrek & Fellowship” Edition
In 2001, we were all obsessed with rings, ogres, and wizards. It ...read more »
The "Watch Your Tone"
A warning shot fired across the dinner table.My mom told me to wa...read more »

😜 More from category: The Yo Mama Joke Archive: 1995–2025

1996 Vintage: The Tickle Me Elmo Fever
 Yo mama is so scary, when she tried to tickle Elmo, he stopped l...read more »
54 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man & Market Crash” Edition
In 2008, the economy went down faster than Yo Mama at a free donu...read more »
53 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & American Idol” Edition
In 2002, we were all trying to hit the high notes of "A Moment Li...read more »
1995 Classic: The NASA Discovery
 Yo mama is so fat, NASA used her to test the gravity on Jupiter....read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@DialUp_Dreamer05/22/2008 20:00Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.
@Sidekick_User08/08/1998 06:20Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!
@Sid_Meier_Fan03/22/2008 22:16Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
@Cal_Naughton_Jr06/02/2002 00:16The magic man... is laughing!
@Construction_Dig12/23/2002 21:46Still digging for more humor!
@Blogger_Default08/10/1996 20:28Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".
@Trogdor_Burn09/22/2000 08:34Burninating the countryside with laughter!

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