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Mom: “Ask your dad.” Dad: “Ask your mom.” And that, kids, is how your parents avoid making decisions for twenty years.
🔥 Top 10: The Yo Mama Joke Archive: 1995–2025
52 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & Instagram” Edition
In 2010, we started taking photos of our lunch before eating it, ...read more »
54 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2013 “GTA V & Frozen” Edition
In 2013, we were all busy robbing banks in Los Santos and trying ...read more »
55 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2025 “AI Supremacy & Mars Colonization” Edition
In 2025, we don't even talk to people anymore—we just send our AI...read more »
54 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Baby Shark” Edition
In 2018, we were all busy doing the Floss dance and try...read more »
52 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2021 “Squid Game & NFT” Edition
In 2021, we were all busy investing in digital drawings of monkey...read more »
1996 Archive: The Dolly the Sheep
Yo mama is so hairy, when scientists cloned Dolly the sheep, the...read more »
1995 Vintage: The Starbucks Boom
Yo mama is so fat, when she goes to Starbucks, she orders a "Ven...read more »
1995 Classic: The NASA Discovery
Yo mama is so fat, NASA used her to test the gravity on Jupiter....read more »
52 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Joker” Edition
In 2019, we all cried "I love you 3000," while Yo Mama was eating...read more »
The Grocery Store Run
A five-minute errand that somehow takes three hours.My mom said s...read more »
😜 More from category: The Yo Mama Joke Archive: 1995–2025
1998 Vintage: The iMac G3 Revolution
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought the transparent iMac was a mic...read more »
The Group Text Terror
When the family chat becomes her personal blog.My mom discovered ...read more »
1996 Vintage: The Macarena Craze
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought the "Macarena" was a new pasta...read more »
1996 Vintage: The Spice Girls Vibe
Yo mama is so old, when the Spice Girls sang "Tell me what you w...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!
I am listening... and I am laughing.
I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.
Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.
Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!
I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).
A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.
The best thing since version 1.0!
this is peak internet. thank u for keeping it simple and funny.
so much better than tiktok. real text humor.
i’m laughing way harder than i should. my cat is looking at me weirdly.