How many safety inspectors does it…
How many safety inspectors does it take to change a light bulb? Four. One to change it and three to hold the ladder.
Q: Why did the man get…
Q: Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory? A: He couldn’t concentrate.
The Grocery Logic
Math for beginners at the supermarket checkout. My mom: “We have food at home.” The food at home: A single slice of American cheese and… Read More »The Grocery Logic
Why did the scarecrow win a Nobel Prize for peace?
Because he was outstanding in his field and never picked a fight with anyone.
Why did the stadium get so hot after the big game?
It wasn’t the lights or the players’ intensity. It’s because all of the fans left!
2025 Archive: The Waiting Room
There is no waiting room. You just sit in your self-driving car until your wristband vibrates. If you’re late, the hospital’s AI “un-diagnoses” you as… Read More »2025 Archive: The Waiting Room
2025 Archive: The Nintendo Switch 2
Why was there a riot at the stocking station? Because the “Switch 2” finally released with 4K graphics, and parents are fighting over the last… Read More »2025 Archive: The Nintendo Switch 2
2025 Classic: The Ghost
She told a ghost its “translucency was a sign of a weak character.” Part of the 58 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2025 “AGI & Space Tourism”… Read More »2025 Classic: The Ghost
2024 Archive: The “Eating the Dogs” Debate Line
Why was Springfield, Ohio in the news? Because “They’re eating the dogs, they’re eating the cats” became the first campaign slogan that doubled as a… Read More »2024 Archive: The “Eating the Dogs” Debate Line
2024 Archive: The Movie Ticket Bookmark
Opening a heavy liturgical book to verify a reading and finding a glossy ticket stub from a summer blockbuster movie screening used as a page… Read More »2024 Archive: The Movie Ticket Bookmark