It wasn’t the lights or the players’ intensity. It’s because all of the fans left!
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why did the smartphone need glasses?
It lost all its contacts.read more »
43 Original Dad Jokes: The 2019 "Old Town Road" Edition
In 2019, the world was taking its horse to the "Old Town Road" un...read more »
53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2009 "Cloudy" Edition
In 2009, the world was changing. While everyone was busy creating...read more »
Why don't eggs go to parties?
They don’t want to get beaten.read more »
61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2025 "Final Frontier" Edition
We have reached 2025—the future is officially now. While the worl...read more »
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
Why did the invisible man turn down the job?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
44 Original Dad Jokes: The 2012 "End of the World" Edition
In 2012, everyone was checking their Mayan calendars and wonderin...read more »
Why did the math book look sad?
It had too many problems.read more »
Q: Why did the man get...
Q: Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?
A: H...read more »
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Kid: Can you put my shoes...
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Why do melons have weddings?
Because they cantaloupe.read more »
Why did the old man fall in the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.read more »
Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks?
In case he got a hole in one.read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
You have died of dysentery... and laughter!
They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!
That still only counts as one laugh!
The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!
At least I have my jokes to keep me company.
FFFFFUUUUU-nny!
Posting this to my own wall right now!
My followers need to see this!
literally the story of my life.
i actually had to explain this to my roommate. he is the slow one here.
this is the peak of human civilization right here. lol.
i was expecting something else but this was a pleasant surprise!
lol, my brother is going to hate me for sending him this.