2023 Archive: The Talk to Me
We saw the horror movie. Now she won’t let me touch her hand without saying “I let you in.” It’s making grocery shopping very weird.… Read More »2023 Archive: The Talk to Me
2022 Classic: The Scared Baker
Why did the baker get arrested? He was caught “rolling” in the dough. Part of the 54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2022 “Maverick” Edition archive.… Read More »2022 Classic: The Scared Baker
2022 Archive: The Carrot
I’m “rooting” for the underdog. Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Wordle & Maverick Edition (2022) archive. Historically Verified
2021 Archive: The Squid Game Marriage
A guy tells his wife, “I’m entering the Squid Game to pay off our debts!” She says, “Kevin, you cried because you couldn’t find the right… Read More »2021 Archive: The Squid Game Marriage
2020 Legacy: The Doctor Jokes Archive
Current Milestone: 1995 (The “Pager & Prescription” Edition) – ARCHIVED. Part of the powrót archive. Historically Verified
2020 Classic: The Drive-In Meeting
Why did we meet in a parking lot? To experience “Face-to-Face” communication through three layers of tinted glass and a megaphone. Part of the 74… Read More »2020 Classic: The Drive-In Meeting
2020 Archive: The Houston Rockets “Micro-Ball”
Why didn’t they have anyone over 6’6″? Because James Harden thought centers were overrated, which worked until they met someone tall in the playoffs. Part… Read More »2020 Archive: The Houston Rockets “Micro-Ball”
2019 Classic: The Pet Sematary
I told her the cat is back. She said, “The cat never left, he’s just sitting on your face. Move him.” Part of the 64… Read More »2019 Classic: The Pet Sematary
2019 Archive: The “Talk” Khalid
Can we just talk? About how Khalid is the official voice of a “chill 2019 Sunday.” Part of the 70 Observational One-Liners: The 2019 Endgame… Read More »2019 Archive: The “Talk” Khalid
2019 Archive: The 50th Anniversary of the Moon Landing
Why did we celebrate Apollo 11 so hard? To remind ourselves that in 1969, we could get to the moon with the computing power of… Read More »2019 Archive: The 50th Anniversary of the Moon Landing