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2020 Archive: The Houston Rockets “Micro-Ball”

Why didn’t they have anyone over 6’6″? Because James Harden thought centers were overrated, which worked until they met someone tall in the playoffs.

Part of the 50 Sports Jokes: The 2020 “The Year the World Stood Still” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Snake_Game_Pro08/12/1996 19:23I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
@Cyber_Security_X11/22/2003 16:02Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!
@Linkin_Park_Fan12/10/2006 03:53In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!
@Grumpy_Cat_Real03/11/2013 22:21I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).
@Joe_Cartoon_G03/07/2010 19:22Press the button for more humor!

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