2019 Classic: The Pet Sematary

I told her the cat is back. She said, “The cat never left, he’s just sitting on your face. Move him.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

Housework is a team sport, but someone is always on the bench.My ...read more »

In 2003, marriage was about quoting Nemo, discovering the power o...read more »

They turn opaque when I try to look at the neighbor’s new car. M...read more »

He’s "at work" in a headset. I walked in and saw he was actually...read more »

In 2025, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of managing...read more »

"Yes, dear." (Synced across all devices, including the smart-toa...read more »

In 2010, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of sharing ...read more »

Finding the perfect balance between romantic and practical.For ou...read more »

“Some people ask the secret of Anthony’s long marriage. They take...read more »

The eternal struggle for the perfect indoor climate.Marriage is j...read more »

I asked the new AI to "mediate" our argument about the thermosta...read more »

We had a date in the Metaverse. I took her to a virtual beach. S...read more »

In 1996, marriage was about navigating the transition from flanne...read more »

A 50/50 split that feels more like 90/10.Marriage is a beautiful ...read more »

@Sidekick_User12/22/2002 14:20Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!

@Cast_Away_Wilson06/28/1996 05:59WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!

@Finding_Nemo_Dory10/10/2013 15:38Just keep laughing, just keep laughing.

@Bill_The_Pai_Mei12/15/1998 09:14You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.

@Mobile_Web_0112/14/2000 16:58Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!