Why did the baker get arrested? He was caught “rolling” in the dough.
Part of the 54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2022 “Maverick” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why was the math teacher suspicious of prime numbers?
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Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.read more »
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It was two tired.read more »
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Why don't oysters donate to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
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Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?
Rare humor found in the deep web.
I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!
I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!
Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!
Good game, well played. This is a winner.
My mind is blown by how funny this is.
Found this on the deep end of the net.