Why was the girl crying in the duty-free? Because she’d just broken up and Taylor was giving her the ultimate “vacation anthem.” Part of the… Read More »2012 Classic: The Taylor Swift “We Are Never Ever…”
One, but she has to shoot an arrow through the socket from a moving horse. Part of the 73 Light Bulb Jokes: 2012 – The… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Brave (Merida) Fan
Why was NASA hitchhiking with the Russians? Because in 2011, “American Exceptionalism” meant having to pay your old Cold War rival for a lift to… Read More »2011 Archive: The End of the Space Shuttle Program
Why was the intern sad? Because Siri told him he had “no friends” and it felt a bit too personal. Part of the 76 Office… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Siri “What is 0 divided by 0?”
Why did the Supreme Court decide corporations are people? Because apparently, corporations have feelings, dreams, and—most importantly—unlimited bank accounts for political ads. Part of the… Read More »2010 Archive: The Citizens United Ruling
“I know you want me.” I sang this to her. She said, “I want you… to go to the store and get bread.” Part of… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Pitbull
“Step behind the white line! I can’t see your faces but I can see your attitudes!” Part of the 63 Light Bulb Jokes: 2008 –… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Bus Driver
Why the “Donuts”? For the tragic loss of a production genius whose final album, released days before his death, redefined hip-hop forever. Part of the… Read More »2006 Archive: The J Dilla Legacy
Why was the boss staring at a grey screen? He got the first “E-ink” reader and spent 10 minutes waiting for the page to turn.… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Sony Reader
“You’re stressed.” “I know.” “That’ll be $300.” “Now I’m more stressed!” “That’ll be another $300.” Part of the 62 Doctor Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube Launch… Read More »2005 Archive: The Stress
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