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2012 Classic: The Taylor Swift “We Are Never Ever…”

 Why was the girl crying in the duty-free? Because she’d just broken up and Taylor was giving her the ultimate “vacation anthem.”

Part of the 48 Travel Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World & Invisible Horse” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Travel Joke Archive: 1995–2025

50 Travel Jokes: The 2002 “Euro Cash & Spider-Man” Edition
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The Rental Car
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50 Travel Jokes: The 1997 “King of the World” Edition
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48 Travel Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & AI Everything” Edition
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47 Travel Jokes: The 2010 “Filter Everything & Volcano Ash” Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@StreetFighter_Ken03/10/1997 11:31Hadouken of a joke! Boom!
@Legally_Blonde_Elle03/19/2009 13:32What, like it’s hard to be funny?
@Encarta_Explorer02/18/2004 11:18I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.
@Palm_Pilot_User06/23/2015 17:47Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
@Friends_Lover09/21/2013 07:10Could this joke BE any funnier?
@Total_Recall_Fan11/25/2014 03:19Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!
@Blink_182_Mark09/21/2005 05:44What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!
@Numa_Numa_Guy03/09/2006 20:43Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!
@Aliens_Guy_Hair07/10/2011 08:48I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!
@I_See_What_You05/19/1998 23:44I see what you did there. Clever!

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