Why did the Supreme Court decide corporations are people? Because apparently, corporations have feelings, dreams, and—most importantly—unlimited bank accounts for political ads.
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Found a real treasure with this one.
Found under: Entertainment -> Jokes -> Awesome.
Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
Super green! Hilarious!
Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!
Nobody puts a funny joke in a corner.