2001 Vintage: The Moulin Rouge! Chaos
Why was everyone dizzy? Because Baz Luhrmann decided that “more is more,” leading to a movie with so many camera cuts that the audience needed… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Moulin Rouge! Chaos
2000 Vintage: The Garden
She told me the grass is “screaming for a better owner.” Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Reality TV” Edition… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Garden
2000 Legacy: The Exercise
“Do you use a pedometer?” “No, I just count how many times I walk to the fridge during Survivor.” Part of the 58 Doctor Jokes:… Read More »2000 Legacy: The Exercise
2000 Classic: The Coldplay
“Yellow.” I told her her eyes are yellow. She said that’s just jaundice from my cooking. Part of the 65 Marriage Jokes: The 2000 “New… Read More »2000 Classic: The Coldplay
2000 Classic: Linkin Park (Hybrid Theory)
Why was everyone so “In the End”? Because in 2000, we discovered that screaming about our feelings over a turntable beat was the only way… Read More »2000 Classic: Linkin Park (Hybrid Theory)
1999 Vintage: The “Bye Bye Bye” Foreshadowing
Why was *NSYNC so popular? Because we were all ready to say “Bye Bye Bye” to the 20th century. Part of the 41 Fourth of… Read More »1999 Vintage: The “Bye Bye Bye” Foreshadowing
1999 Legacy: The Britney Fan
A guy orders a shot and says, “Oops, I did it again.” The bartender says, “Yeah, that’s your fourth one. I’m cutting you off.” Part… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Britney Fan
1998 Classic: The Sake Bomb
A guy drops a shot of sake into a beer. The bartender says, “And they say Americans have no culture.” Part of the 76 Bar… Read More »1998 Classic: The Sake Bomb
1998 Vintage: The Best Song Performance
Why did Celine Dion sing “My Heart Will Go On”? To ensure that every person in the building would have that flute melody stuck in… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Best Song Performance
1998 Archive: Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Why was Johnny Depp so confused? Because in 1998, he went to “Bat Country” and forgot that he was supposed to be a serious actor.… Read More »1998 Archive: Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas