2000 Legacy: The Exercise

“Do you use a pedometer?” “No, I just count how many times I walk to the fridge during Survivor.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2018, medical humor focused on the "Battle Royale" of daily li...read more »

"I'm the first surgeon to be 50% machine." "And 100% overpriced."...read more »

My GP doesn't use a stethoscope anymore. He just whispers into hi...read more »

"Take this. It has 'Neural-Minerals'."Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes...read more »

"I'm going to operate." "Wait, is your AI-assistant's subscriptio...read more »

"You stop breathing." "I’m just 'Stand-by' mode to save power."Pa...read more »

I've been here so long that the 'New' drug is now 'Legacy Softwar...read more »

A revolutionary diet plan recommended by professionals.The doctor...read more »

In 1996, medical humor evolved with the growing dominance of HMOs...read more »

"I want to live forever." "Sure, but do you have enough 'Storage'...read more »

In 2022, medical humor was all about the awkwardness of being hum...read more »

In 2002, medical humor was caught between the old-school bedside ...read more »

"It hurts when I 'Bio-Hack'." "Stop trying to overclock your legs...read more »

In 2009, medical humor was split between "Don't sneeze on me" and...read more »

@X-Gen_Mark08/17/2002 01:35This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.

@Doom_Marines11/02/1997 00:35Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!

@Winamp_Playlist02/22/2000 21:13Shuffling... and this joke came up first!

@Antivirus_Pro08/24/2000 22:59No viruses here, just good vibes.

@StumbleUpon_User01/28/2006 01:14I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!

@Lag_Victim_0105/20/1999 04:50I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!