A guy orders a shot and says, “Oops, I did it again.” The bartender says, “Yeah, that’s your fourth one. I’m cutting you off.”
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Peer-to-peer laughing!
Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!
I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!