2005 Vintage: The Pope
A guy says, “We have a new Pope!” The bartender says, “Does he drink Guinness? If not, I don’t care.” Part of the 73 Bar… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Pope
2005 Archive: The Stress
“You’re stressed.” “I know.” “That’ll be $300.” “Now I’m more stressed!” “That’ll be another $300.” Part of the 62 Doctor Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube Launch… Read More »2005 Archive: The Stress
2004 Archive: The Moral Compass
Why did the lawyer’s compass point to Silicon Valley? Because that’s where the “Disruption” (and the money) was. Part of the 53 Lawyer Jokes: The… Read More »2004 Archive: The Moral Compass
2004 Archive: The F-22 Raptor’s Budget Fight
Why was the Air Force still begging for more Raptors in 2004? To make sure we had the world’s most advanced air-superiority fighter in case… Read More »2004 Archive: The F-22 Raptor’s Budget Fight
2003 Vintage: The Simple Life (Paris & Nicole)
Why were they looking for a “Walmart”? Because in 2003, Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie proved that being “rich and confused” was a professional career… Read More »2003 Vintage: The Simple Life (Paris & Nicole)
2003 Classic: Kelly Clarkson & Justin Guarini (From Justin to Kelly)
Why did this movie exist? Because in 2003, we thought that winning American Idol meant you were legally required to make a beach musical. Part of the… Read More »2003 Classic: Kelly Clarkson & Justin Guarini (From Justin to Kelly)
2002 Vintage: The Nokia Snake 2
We’re still competing. It’s the only time we’re in total silence together. Part of the 70 Marriage Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & Smartphone” Edition archive.… Read More »2002 Vintage: The Nokia Snake 2
2002 Archive: The Ghost
“I liked the old one. It flickered just like my soul.” Part of the 73 Light Bulb Jokes: 2002 – The Heroic Glow archive. Historically… Read More »2002 Archive: The Ghost
2001 Legacy: The Tool “Lateralus” Math
Why the Fibonacci sequence? For a progressive metal album so complex that fans needed a calculator and a philosophy degree just to understand the drum… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Tool “Lateralus” Math
2001 Legacy: The MP3 Player Battery
Why did the music stop? Because the 2001-era AAA battery lasted exactly two bus rides. Part of the 79 Office Groaners: The 2001 “XP &… Read More »2001 Legacy: The MP3 Player Battery