A guy says, “We have a new Pope!” The bartender says, “Does he drink Guinness? If not, I don’t care.”
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🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
72 Bar Jokes: The 1997 “Cocktail Renaissance & Spice Girls” Edition
In 1997, the bar scene was a clash of cultures. While the craft b...read more »
70 Bar Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & Instagram Launch” Edition
In 2010, the bar scene became visual. If you didn't take a filter...read more »
The Neutron Special
Science meets the social scene in this high-IQ hit.A neutron walk...read more »
2025 Classic: The Lab-Grown Lager
"It’s perfect!" "It’s too perfect. I want a beer that has a mist...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Bio-Metric Pour
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The Past Tense
Grammar humor for the more sophisticated drinker.The past, presen...read more »
The Grasshopper Surprise
When your name precedes your reputation.A grasshopper walks into ...read more »
The Invisible Man
A classic bar setup that disappears before your eyes.An invisible...read more »
62 Bar Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crisis & Iron Man” Edition
In 2008, bar talk shifted from "look at my cool new app" to "look...read more »
The Dyslexic Entry
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The Panda Order
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2025 Vintage: The Real-Time Translation
A guy from Mars, a guy from Earth, and a guy from the Metaverse ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Holographic Happy Hour
A guy orders a drink for his holographic girlfriend. The bartend...read more »
The Talking Dog
Man’s best friend shows off a very profitable skill.A guy walks i...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
The green petal is glowing! New joke!
There is a joke in my boot!
All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
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