Why was the Air Force still begging for more Raptors in 2004? To make sure we had the world’s most advanced air-superiority fighter in case the insurgents ever launched a fleet of invisible stealth kites.
Part of the 37 Military Jokes: The 2004 “Hillbilly Armor & Urban Grinder” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Found a real treasure with this one.
Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!
Shake and bake! Hilarious!
Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).
I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!
Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.
First! And it’s funny!