2004 Archive: The Moral Compass

Why did the lawyer’s compass point to Silicon Valley? Because that’s where the “Disruption” (and the money) was.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A lawyer sued the concept of "Real Time." He argued that "Billab...read more »

When even pets need legal representation.A dog walks into a law o...read more »

In 2002, "accountability" became the new buzzword, which ironical...read more »

The most 2025 thing a lawyer did was bill a client for "Time spe...read more »

In 2025, "I think, therefore I bill" became the industry's offici...read more »

In 2008, the "Smart" world met the "Stupid" economy. Lawyers shif...read more »

He charged for "Mental Syncing with the LLM"—the time it takes f...read more »

Navigating the fine line between the facts and the win.A lawyer a...read more »

In 2023, the legal profession realized that the "Bar Exam" might ...read more »

Time is money, especially when it’s someone else’s time.A lawyer ...read more »

In 2020, the legal world went remote. It was the year of the "Vir...read more »

In 2013, the legal world went viral. It was the year of "Selfie" ...read more »

In 2016, the boundary between reality and digital life vanished. ...read more »

A lawyer sued a user in the Metaverse for "virtual assault" afte...read more »

@Zip_Drive_Owner03/31/2014 15:44Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!

@ICQ_Flower04/29/2011 18:44The green petal is glowing! New joke!

@OfficeWorker_9902/26/2011 00:22I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!

@Buffy_Summers_9712/09/2015 14:05Slaying these jokes one by one.

@Guestbook_Signer09/03/2011 13:09Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!