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2001 Legacy: The MP3 Player Battery

 Why did the music stop? Because the 2001-era AAA battery lasted exactly two bus rides.

Part of the 79 Office Groaners: The 2001 “XP & iPod” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Matrix_Glitch07/18/2003 18:46There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.
@Tamagotchi_Dad09/23/2001 16:59Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.
@Donnie_Darko_8802/12/2012 09:56Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
@Blade_Runner_201911/18/1998 02:02All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
@Shagadelic_9706/28/2013 07:55This joke is very shagadelic, man!
@Ali_G_In_Da_H10/13/2015 18:52Is it cos I is funny? Respect!
@About_Dot_Com08/21/2012 01:23The human guide to online humor.
@Hi5_Pro_User01/20/2007 03:51High five for this joke!

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