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2003 Vintage: The Simple Life (Paris & Nicole)

 Why were they looking for a “Walmart”? Because in 2003, Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie proved that being “rich and confused” was a professional career path.

Part of the 40 Celebrity Jokes: The 2003 “Crazy In Love & Compass” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@MIRC_Operator09/01/2013 21:57/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
@SpiceGirls_Fan12/22/1996 02:44Tell me what you want, what you really really want... more jokes!
@Rewritable_CD02/13/1996 11:38I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
@Sion_Partier08/03/2011 08:58The last city on Earth loves this one!
@Fight_Club_Member12/25/2003 09:59I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
@Offspring_Guy02/27/1999 23:54The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
@Sailor_Moon_Cry02/16/2002 22:52In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!
@Midi_Background05/15/2004 04:34Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!
@Fred_Channel_0604/01/1997 05:50HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!
@Keep_Calm_Fan05/31/1999 19:55Keep Calm and Read More Jokes.

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