2000 Classic: The Coldplay

“Yellow.” I told her her eyes are yellow. She said that’s just jaundice from my cooking.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

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Remembering the important dates... and everything else.My wife ha...read more »

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It’s finally here. My husband hasn't left the simulation in a mo...read more »

What’s the difference between love and marriage? Love is blind b...read more »

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@Pixel_Addict02/14/2002 16:13LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.

@Incredibles_Dash06/17/2003 14:30That was super fast and super funny!

@Dorm_Room_Hero02/07/2012 17:11My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!

@HTML_Hacker02/29/1996 19:39<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!

@Dirty_Dancing_F01/21/1999 10:10Nobody puts a funny joke in a corner.

@Charlie_Bit_Me01/31/2005 13:15Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!

@Prodigy_User_X03/12/2015 14:31Way better than the Prodigy boards!

@Illidan_Blind11/11/1998 23:47I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!

@Hashtag_Master05/09/1995 04:27#funny #joke #retro #90s