Why was everyone dizzy? Because Baz Luhrmann decided that “more is more,” leading to a movie with so many camera cuts that the audience needed a nap and a shot of absinthe halfway through.
Part of the 40 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2001 “Wizards, Hobbits & Ogre Onion” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
My processor can barely handle this much humor!
No viruses here, just good vibes.
Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!
Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!
The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.
Is this real life? Or is it just funny?
There’s an app for that? No, just this site!
I’ll mention this in my next episode!