Why the heist? For proving that being “good” is only fun until you see a very shiny diamond that needs stealing.
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Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!
Bid 10/10 for this humor!
They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!
Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!
I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!
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