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2025 Classic: The Zootopia 2 Logic

Why the reptiles? Because Disney realized that talking animals are the only reliable way to pay for their new theme park expansions.

Part of the 34 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2025 “Man of Steel, Fire Ash & The Multiverse Fatigue” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@SpiderMan_Tobey04/04/2004 10:12With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.
@Duke_Nukem_Quotes10/28/2012 20:20Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.
@Green_Day_Fan09/06/2010 20:01Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.
@Steve-O_Wild07/13/2007 23:06Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!
@Pretty_In_Pink05/19/2000 12:47Classic 80s humor. Love it.
@Hide_The_Pain_H06/04/2010 09:09I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.
@Marquee_Text_Fan05/10/2003 04:25<marquee>HA HA HA HA HA HA</marquee>
@Netscape_Now_B04/06/2006 11:44I clicked the button and it brought me here!

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