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2009 Legacy: The Pitbull

 “I know you want me.” I sang this to her. She said, “I want you… to go to the store and get bread.”

Part of the 63 Marriage Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & FarmVille” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Austin_Powers_Groovy04/18/2012 09:44Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
@Trololo_Man_7001/11/2004 18:48Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
@One_Does_Not_S11/06/2013 02:28One does not simply read one joke.
@Arthur_Fist_Fan04/14/2006 12:55My fist is clenched... with joy!
@Fred_Channel_0612/16/2004 19:36HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!
@Heh_Heh_Heh_Cat05/09/2002 14:38Heh heh heh. Good one.
@Podcast_Listener12/20/1997 19:51I’ll mention this in my next episode!

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