“I know you want me.” I sang this to her. She said, “I want you… to go to the store and get bread.”
Part of the 63 Marriage Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & FarmVille” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
One does not simply read one joke.
My fist is clenched... with joy!
HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!
Heh heh heh. Good one.
I’ll mention this in my next episode!