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2011 Vintage: The Siri “What is 0 divided by 0?”

 Why was the intern sad? Because Siri told him he had “no friends” and it felt a bit too personal.

Part of the 76 Office Groaners: The 2011 “Siri & Google+” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@StreetFighter_Ken05/07/1995 06:02Hadouken of a joke! Boom!
@Legally_Blonde_Elle12/12/2006 06:59What, like it’s hard to be funny?
@HTML_Hacker11/07/2003 03:50<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
@Blink_182_Mark10/25/2015 17:20What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!
@PeanutButter_J03/22/2014 07:07It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?
@First_World_P11/01/2000 12:46My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.
@Mocking_Sponge12/30/2005 23:20mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.
@Arthur_Fist_Fan09/06/2006 13:20My fist is clenched... with joy!
@Slashdot_Effect08/22/2002 14:55We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!

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