Why did we celebrate Apollo 11 so hard? To remind ourselves that in 1969, we could get to the moon with the computing power of a toaster, while in 2019, we couldn’t even pass a basic infrastructure bill with a supercomputer.
Part of the 35 Politicians Jokes: The 2019 “Black Holes & How Dare You” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!
Totally gnarly humor, dude!
Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.
Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.
I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!
I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
Shake and bake! Hilarious!
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