2005 Classic: The “Body Armor” Upgrades (ESAPI)

Why were the plates so heavy? Because “Feeling safe” is directly proportional to how much your lower back hurts at the end of the day.

🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Twin_Peaks_Coffee07/16/2013 23:00A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!

@Beverly_Hills_9021002/28/1995 14:58The coolest joke in the zip code.

@Offspring_Guy11/30/2011 21:45The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.

@Yugioh_Duelist01/12/1999 20:02You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).

@Dirty_Dancing_F05/25/1999 03:16Nobody puts a funny joke in a corner.

@Web_Counter_9906/19/2009 15:20I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!

@DMOZ_Volunteer01/06/2009 16:51Categorized under: Fun -> Jokes -> Classic.