Because he was outstanding in his field and never picked a fight with anyone.
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
Kid: Did you get a haircut?...
Kid: Did you get a haircut?
Dad: No, I got them all cut!read more »
63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2023 "Barbenheimer" Edition
In 2023, you were either wearing neon pink or a fedora—or both. W...read more »
Q: Did you hear about the...
Q: Did you hear about the king who was exactly 12 inches tall?
A...read more »
What Do You Call A Sleeping Dinosaur?
A dino-snore.read more »
Restaurant Server: Do you want a...
Restaurant Server: Do you want a box for your leftovers?
Dad: No...read more »
Q: Why is Peter Pan always...
Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
A: Because he Neverlands!read more »
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired.read more »
Why did the old man fall in the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.read more »
Q: Why did the man get...
Q: Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?
A: H...read more »
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.read more »
Kid: Dad, how do I look?...
Kid: Dad, how do I look?
Dad: With your eyes.read more »
Why did the computer catch a cold?
It left its Windows open.read more »
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There is no cow level, but there is this joke!
Silently laughing in the snow.
Who you gonna call? Joke-busters!
I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.
The front page of the internet... in 1999!
Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!
Succeeding you, father... in laughing!
Storing my laughs in the cloud.
my bestie is going to kill me when she sees this in our group chat.
happiness is definitely not having to set an alarm. period.
this is exactly why i love this site. zero fluff, just good vibes.
Wait, does that mean if i do this every night i will be happy? logically yes.
simple. clean. funny. the golden trio of jokes.