Why did the belt get arrested?
For holding up a pair of pants! Criminal fashion is a serious offense.
2024 Vintage: The Kamikaze
“To the year of the brainrot!” Part of the 58 Bar Jokes: The 2024 “Eclipse, Olympics & AI Overload” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2024 Vintage: The Baby Reindeer “Sent from my iPhone”
Why was it the joke of the night? Because Richard Gadd proved one email can destroy a life but build a massive career. Part of… Read More »2024 Vintage: The Baby Reindeer “Sent from my iPhone”
2023 Legacy: Best R&B Song
Why “Cuff It”? It’s the song you can’t stop humming, even if you’re legally banned from singing in public. Part of the 39 Grammy Jokes:… Read More »2023 Legacy: Best R&B Song
2023 Vintage: The Dungeons & Dragons
Honor Among Thieves: Why the pudgy dragon? For a movie that was surprisingly fun, proving that Chris Pine is at his best when he’s a… Read More »2023 Vintage: The Dungeons & Dragons
2021 Classic: The Fast 9
“It’s about family.” “And about how you still haven’t paid for your brother’s drink.” Part of the 56 Bar Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine & Crypto-NFT”… Read More »2021 Classic: The Fast 9
2021 Vintage: The “Yassify” Trend
Why did the vampire have so many filters on his face? Because in 2021, everything had to be “yassified”—from monsters to historical paintings. Part of… Read More »2021 Vintage: The “Yassify” Trend
2021 Archive: The Biden Inauguration
Why was the ceremony so quiet? Because after four years of a “Reality TV” presidency, America decided it wanted a leader who was more like… Read More »2021 Archive: The Biden Inauguration
2021 Classic: The “Zapad-2021” Exercise
Why did Russia bring so many tanks to the border? To prove that “Military Exercises” are just “Stress Tests” for Western diplomats who are already… Read More »2021 Classic: The “Zapad-2021” Exercise