Why did pilots love 2010? Because they finally replaced 40 pounds of paper manuals with a 1.5-pound tablet—allowing them to check the “Tactical Map” and “Angry Birds” in the same flight.
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You got it, dude! Hilarious.
Old school processing, new school laughs.
Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).
Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!
Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!
Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!
We are many. We are laughing.