Why did Russia bring so many tanks to the border? To prove that “Military Exercises” are just “Stress Tests” for Western diplomats who are already on their third cup of coffee.
Part of the 39 Military Jokes: The 2021 “Kabul Airlift & AUKUS Awkwardness” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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In 2014, the military world got a 19th-century wake-up call in th...read more »
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Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.
I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!
Smooth joke, very smooth.
Deadly funny! Watch out!
Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.