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2004 Archive: The “Van Helsing” CGI

 Why was it nominated? For taking every classic monster and turning them into digital cartoons that looked like they belonged in a 2004 video game.

Part of the 35 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2004 “Catwoman, Alexander & White Chicks” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2024 Classic: Joker’s Bad Romance
 Why did Joaquin Phoenix and Lady Gaga win Worst Screen Combo? Be...read more »
2024 Vintage: Madame Web’s Future
 Why did Madame Web win Worst Picture? Because it’s the only supe...read more »
2024 Classic: Madame Web’s ADR
 Why was the dialogue mocked? Because half the lines were clearly...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Steamboat Willie" Horror
 Why was it a target? For proving that just because a mouse is in...read more »
2025 Archive: The Minecraft Movie Mess
 Why was it a target? Because Jack Black and Jason Momoa looked l...read more »
35 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2022 “Blonde, Morbius & Pinocchio’s Problems” Edition
In 2022, the 43rd Razzie Awards faced a cinematic year so bizarre...read more »
34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2013 “Movie 43, After Earth & Lone Ranger” Edition
In 2013, the 34th Razzie Awards hit a goldmine of bad taste. It w...read more »
2023 Legacy: Worst Supporting Actor Runner-up
 Why Mel Gibson for Confidential Informant? For being the Razzies...read more »
2025 Vintage: Worst Supporting Actor
 Why Gal Gadot? For playing the Evil Queen with the same level of...read more »
37 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1998 “Armageddon, Godzilla & Gigli’s Ancestors” Edition
In 1998, the 19th Razzie Awards had a target-rich environment. It...read more »

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2024 Archive: The Madame Web Pepsi
 Why the product placement? Because the Pepsi logo had more chara...read more »
2025 Classic: Worst Actress Runner-up
 Why Ana de Armas for Ballerina? For proving that even the John W...read more »
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@Kernel_Panic_9808/06/1995 16:29This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
@DVD_Rom_King07/06/2011 05:23More capacity for humor on this site!
@Anchorman_Ron08/21/2014 03:45I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.
@Step_Brothers_B01/20/2012 08:36Did we just become best friends? Yup!
@Warcraft_Orc02/03/2015 16:41Work, work... and laugh, laugh!

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