2021 Classic: The Fast 9

“It’s about family.” “And about how you still haven’t paid for your brother’s drink.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2019, the bar was the place to process the end of an era. Whet...read more »

Grammar humor for the more sophisticated drinker.The past, presen...read more »

In 2024, the bar became a sanctuary from a world that felt increa...read more »

A guy walks in wearing contact lenses that project a tropical be...read more »

"The only thing Apple hasn't tried to put a screen on yet."Part ...read more »

A guy walks in and asks for a Nuka-Cola. The bartender gives him...read more »

A guy gets kicked out for being too drunk. He says, "It’s okay! ...read more »

Warning: this one might get a little salty.A guy walks into a bar...read more »

A guy walks in wearing a suit made of flexible OLED screens. The...read more »

"I'll have a 'Melting Glacier'." The bartender gives him a glass...read more »

In 2012, bar culture was a mix of apocalypse parties and the peak...read more »

"Do you have a charger?" "For your phone, your car, your arm, or...read more »

In 2009, the bar was a place of high-concept escapism. If you wer...read more »

A guy walks in and the bartender immediately hands him a tequila...read more »

@CyberSteve01/16/1995 01:03Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.

@South_Park_Cartman09/21/2009 13:20Respect my authoritah! This is funny.

@Shrek_Ogrelord06/10/2006 23:42Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!

@Tamagotchi_Sitter10/14/2008 04:26My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!

@Jordan_Fan_2304/07/2000 20:16Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!

@Magic_SchoolBus09/21/1998 03:27Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!

@Sixteen_Candles11/04/1999 21:34I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!

@Champ_Kind_Wham08/27/2005 14:35WHAMMY! That’s a good one!

@Mobile_Web_0109/28/1997 12:11Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!