A guy walks in and asks for a Nuka-Cola. The bartender gives him a Coke with a bottle cap and says, “War never changes, but the price of soda does.”
Part of the 58 Bar Jokes: The 2024 “Eclipse, Olympics & AI Overload” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Cliffhanger
Ending the night on a very high note.A guy walks into a bar at th...read more »
53 Bar Jokes: The 2015 “Star Wars & Hotline Bling” Edition
In 2015, the bar was a place of high-stakes internet debates and ...read more »
76 Bar Jokes: The 1998 “Big Lebowski & Swing Revival” Edition
In 1998, bar culture felt like a time machine. One corner of the ...read more »
2025 Classic: The AI Proxy
A guy's personal AI bot walks into a bar and says, "My owner is ...read more »
64 Bar Jokes: The 1996 “Microbrewery & Martini Mania” Edition
In 1996, bar conversations revolved around two things: whether th...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Stanly Cup Part 2
The craze is over, but the giant mugs are still taking up half t...read more »
2025 Archive: The Holographic Happy Hour
A guy orders a drink for his holographic girlfriend. The bartend...read more »
The Grasshopper Surprise
When your name precedes your reputation.A grasshopper walks into ...read more »
53 Bar Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie & Harlem Shake” Edition
In 2013, if you didn't take a picture with your drink, it was lik...read more »
2025 Classic: The Universal Basic Income
A guy orders a beer and says, "Government's buying!" The bartend...read more »
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2025 Classic: The Vision Pro 2
A guy walks in wearing contact lenses that project a tropical be...read more »
2025 Classic: The Smart Glass
A guy orders a beer. The glass suddenly flashes a red light and ...read more »
37 Celebrity Jokes: The 2006 “Very Nice!” Edition
In 2006, we were all trying to sound like a Kazakh journalist, le...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Music
The AI-DJ creates a song based on the bar's current mood. It’s m...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
This joke is more portable than a Java app!
I am the king of the world... of laughing!
I see funny people... everywhere!
WHAMMY! That’s a good one!
What does it mean?! It’s so funny!
Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!
A classic from the Spanish web too!