1996 Vintage: The Spice Girls Vibe
Yo mama is so old, when the Spice Girls sang “Tell me what you want, what you really, really want,” she answered: “A nap and… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Spice Girls Vibe
1996 Classic: The Battery
I was arrested for stealing a battery. I was charged. Part of the 61 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1996 Vintage: The Global Village Concept
Why did Clinton talk about the “Global Village”? Because he believed the internet would make us all love each other—or at least let us yell… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Global Village Concept
1995 Vintage: The Multimedia PC
It says “Multimedia” on the box, which mostly means it has a CD-ROM drive and speakers that sound like a tin can. Part of the… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Multimedia PC
1995 Legacy: The Hall Pass Badge
Why the wooden block? Because the “Hall Pass” was usually a giant piece of wood or a dirty bathroom pass that you had to carry… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Hall Pass Badge
1995 Archive: The Laundry
My wife has a system for the laundry. I put it in the hamper, and she tells me three days later that I didn’t turn… Read More »1995 Archive: The Laundry