Why was the F1 trophy already engraved? Because Schumacher won 13 of 18 races, making the podium look like his personal living room.
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Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.
I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!
Tell me what you want, what you really really want... more jokes!
In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...
It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!
The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.
Hack the planet! And read the jokes!
The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!
I love gold! And I love this joke!