1996 Classic: The Battery

I was arrested for stealing a battery. I was charged.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

2003 was the year we learned that "fish are friends, not food." W...read more »

2018 was the year of the "Victory Royale" and the "Emotional Dama...read more »

I’m "peeling" back the layers of space-time.Part of the 124 Clas...read more »

I’m "branching" out into neural-networks.Part of the 124 Classic...read more »

I can’t "bear" to wait for 2026.Part of the 124 Classic Punny On...read more »

This pun is "shucking" high-definition.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

In 1995, before memes were a thing, we had the "groaner." One-lin...read more »

In 2021, we learned that a pair of knitted mittens could win the ...read more »

I’m "browsing" through the future.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

I’m "typing" with my thoughts now.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

I’m "drawn" to the high-bandwidth lifestyle.Part of the 124 Clas...read more »

I’m "infecting" the metaverse with 2025 humor.Part of the 124 Cl...read more »

I’m "just" feeling fuzzy about the future.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

I’m a "fun-gi" to have in the metaverse.Part of the 124 Classic ...read more »

@Sidekick_User08/16/1998 20:44Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!

@T9_Texter12/26/2009 11:064-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)

@Saved_By_The_Bell09/18/2001 06:20I am so excited! I am so... laughing!

@Pizza_Pizza_9909/26/2002 17:05Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.

@Mocking_Sponge05/29/2005 22:47mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.

@PopUp_Blocker_X05/23/2008 01:23I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.

@LiveJournal_Deep10/17/1999 13:22Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.

@Podcast_Listener01/21/2000 17:31I’ll mention this in my next episode!