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1997 Archive: The Pete Sampras Wimbledon

 Why was the trophy ceremony so predictable? Because Pete won his 4th title in 5 years, making the grass at Wimbledon his personal backyard.

Part of the 45 Sports Jokes: The 1997 “Ear-Bites & Tiger’s Roar” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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