2016 Archive: The “Hearts and Minds” of 2016

Why did we build a park? To prove that “Democracy” is a place with a slide and a swing set, even if no one is allowed to play there.

🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why the DNA scan? To make sure you’re actually a "Human" and not ...read more »

Why the high pay? Because "Space Security" in 2025 requires a lot...read more »

In 2023, the military realized that the "Future of War" costs abo...read more »

Why did it taste like plastic? Because in 2025, even the food is ...read more »

In 2018, the military realized that "Operational Security" (OPSEC...read more »

Why did I see one? Because some Sailors are convinced that if the...read more »

Why the expansion? Because "Logistics" is now the world’s most ex...read more »

Why did 2024 see "Fire from the Sky"? Because someone realized th...read more »

Why the Mach 7 upgrade? To deliver a "Message of Peace" so fast t...read more »

Why did it change to "Strategic Endurance"? Because "Winning" is ...read more »

In 2013, the military realized that the "Eye in the Sky" was also...read more »

Why the panic? Because we realized that "Smart Toasters" in the b...read more »

In 2002, the military was busy trying to find a needle in a hayst...read more »

Why so quiet? Because the first rule of "Satellite Tag" is that n...read more »

@Duke_Nukem_Quotes08/27/1999 12:28Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.

@Donnie_Darko_8811/09/2005 00:09Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.

@O_Ren_Ishii_Fan12/06/2005 12:39Silently laughing in the snow.

@Steve-O_Wild06/02/1999 21:58Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!

@Cal_Naughton_Jr03/11/2004 09:03The magic man... is laughing!

@Hide_The_Pain_H03/05/2002 20:54I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.

@Ask_Jeeves_Butler03/12/1998 14:44May I suggest another joke, sir?

@Delicious_Links06/18/2012 03:22Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!