2020 Archive: Joke Count
Randomized (53–73). Part of the powrót archive. Historically Verified
2019 Vintage: The Diet 2
“I’m on the ‘Carnivore Diet’.” “So you’re just a lion with a credit card?” “Basically.” Part of the 58 Doctor Jokes: The 2019 “TikTok Boom… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Diet 2
2018 Classic: The Duck
I’m “quacking” up at the fails. Part of the 126 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Snap & Battle Royale Edition (2018) archive. Historically Verified
2017 Vintage: The Bitcoin HODLer
They don’t change the bulb. They’re just sitting in the dark waiting for the price of light to go to the moon. Part of the… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Bitcoin HODLer
2017 Legacy: The Cassette Tape Hiss Symphony
A homebound parishioner trying to listen to the recorded Sunday service tape and spending the entire hour trying to filter out the loud, rushing background… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Cassette Tape Hiss Symphony
2017 Vintage: The Dark and Stormy
“The official forecast for the 2017 economy.” Part of the 51 Bar Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Bitcoin Boom” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2016 Archive: The MySpace “Data Breach”
Why was the accountant laughing? “They stole 360 million passwords? Who is still using ‘Password123’ on MySpace?!” Part of the 69 Office Groaners: The 2016… Read More »2016 Archive: The MySpace “Data Breach”
2016 Archive: The “Hearts and Minds” of 2016
Why did we build a park? To prove that “Democracy” is a place with a slide and a swing set, even if no one is… Read More »2016 Archive: The “Hearts and Minds” of 2016
2016 Legacy: The Surgeon’s Hobby
“I collect 2014 iPhones. They’re so retro.” Part of the 69 Doctor Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Telemedicine” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2016 Legacy: The Snake
I’m “hiss-terical” when the app crashes. Part of the 130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip Edition (2016) archive. Historically Verified