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2017 Vintage: The Dark and Stormy

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Part of the 51 Bar Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Bitcoin Boom” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

The Schrödinger Cat
The most famous cat in science makes an appearance.Schrödinger’s ...read more »
51 Bar Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Bitcoin Boom” Edition
In 2017, the bar was divided into two groups: people trying to ex...read more »
The Time Traveler
Coming soon to a bar near you... yesterday.A time traveler walks ...read more »
52 Bar Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World & Gangnam Style” Edition
In 2012, bar culture was a mix of apocalypse parties and the peak...read more »
2024 Classic: The Dune
Part Two: A guy walks in wearing a stillsuit and riding a giant w...read more »
The Neutron Special
Science meets the social scene in this high-IQ hit.A neutron walk...read more »
72 Bar Jokes: The 1997 “Cocktail Renaissance & Spice Girls” Edition
In 1997, the bar scene was a clash of cultures. While the craft b...read more »
2025 Archive: The Turing Test
 A guy walks into a bar and asks the girl next to him, "Are you r...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Music
 The AI-DJ creates a song based on the bar's current mood. It’s m...read more »
The Piano Player
A musical misunderstanding with a furry twist.A guy walks into a ...read more »

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Music theory humor for the harmoniously inclined.C, Eb, and G wal...read more »
The Giraffe Problem
Tall tales from the savanna to the tavern.A giraffe walks into a ...read more »
73 Bar Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & How I Met Your Mother” Edition
In 2005, the bar was the stage for everyone's inner "Legendary" p...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Retro-Human
 A guy walks in and starts a conversation without checking his ph...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Linux_Distro_Fan06/08/2015 15:48Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
@Linux_Distro_User12/15/2010 09:27Compiled this from source. 10/10.
@Nirvana_Teen01/17/1999 21:39Smells like... teen humor. I love it.
@Dexter_Lab_Fan01/29/2005 02:32Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!
@Fat_Bastard_Get12/30/1998 21:23Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).
@PeanutButter_J07/26/1999 05:23It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?
@ODP_Editor_9906/19/2006 12:54Approved for the Open Directory Project!
@YouTube_Beta_User01/07/2014 00:52I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!
@Smosh_Old_School09/15/2009 14:24Back when the internet was simple and funny.
@No_Way_Jose10/03/2005 09:51No way! That’s too much!

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