2017 Vintage: The Bitcoin HODLer

They don’t change the bulb. They’re just sitting in the dark waiting for the price of light to go to the moon.

🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb? None. T...read more »

How many French people does it take to change a light bulb? One. ...read more »

In 2008, pop culture went into "serious" mode. Christopher Nolan ...read more »

How many vampires does it take to change a light bulb? None. They...read more »

How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb? No...read more »

In 1996, the world was spinning faster. We were "Macarena-ing" ou...read more »

How many interns does it take to change a light bulb? One, but th...read more »

We've entered the new millennium. The Y2K scare was a huge disapp...read more »

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. On...read more »

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Th...read more »

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? Only ...read more »

How many boomers does it take to change a light bulb? None. “Back...read more »

How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb? None. ...read more »

In 2006, the world was shifting gears. Twitter (now X) launched w...read more »

@Flash_Player_Fan02/25/2002 10:28Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!

@Scream_Ghostface12/11/2013 01:16Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?

@Legally_Blonde_Paulette06/13/2003 19:30I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!

@Wrestling_Nut02/28/1999 11:07Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!

@Korn_Follower12/01/2014 06:34Are you ready?! (For this joke).

@Animated_Mail_G06/24/2013 14:05The spinning envelope told me to come here.

@Metacrawler_X03/19/2004 14:50Searching multiple sites for jokes... found the best one here.

@Challenge_Acc06/22/1996 20:11Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!