2015 Classic: The Scanner

I’m “beaming” with pride over my digital wallet.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "breath-taking" in 16K.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Lin...read more »

I’m "weaving" through the 6G web.Part of the 124 Classic Punny O...read more »

2017 was a year of constant motion. Whether it was the literal sp...read more »

I’m "turning" over a new digital leaf.Part of the 124 Classic Pu...read more »

I’m "hiss-terical" about the glitches.Part of the 124 Classic Pu...read more »

In 2014, the internet was one big viral challenge. While celebrit...read more »

I’m "brewing" some high-octane content.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

I "need" more space in my neural cloud.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

The world was on the edge of its seat in 1999. While Prince was f...read more »

My house locked me out because I didn't say "please" to the ther...read more »

2016 was a wild ride of augmented reality and viral sensations. W...read more »

The decade kicked off with a shift in perspective. While Instagra...read more »

Welcome to 1998 – the year Google was founded in a garage, the iM...read more »

2007 was the year our pockets got a whole lot smarter. While the ...read more »

@Sega_Genesis_Kid02/04/2015 06:10Better than 16-bit graphics!

@Shrek_Donkey03/02/1999 03:03And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!

@Emule_Donkey03/17/2011 00:02Waiting in the queue was worth it.

@Badger_Badger_M06/25/2009 21:01Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!

@Flash_Intro_Hater10/09/2005 20:44Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!

@Search_Scout_9910/07/2011 08:06Scouting the web for gems like this.

@GL_HF_Runner05/13/2012 12:02Good Luck, Have Fun... and read jokes!

@Shoes_Kelly_Fan01/28/2006 19:48OMG! Shoes! OMG! Jokes!