2019 Vintage: The Diet 2

“I’m on the ‘Carnivore Diet’.” “So you’re just a lion with a credit card?” “Basically.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2022, medical humor was all about the awkwardness of being hum...read more »

"I'm going to operate." "Wait, is your AI-assistant's subscriptio...read more »

A painful lesson in following the doctor's orders."Doctor, will I...read more »

My surgeon operated on me from a beach in Bali using a VR headset...read more »

My GP doesn't use a stethoscope anymore. He just whispers into hi...read more »

"Count backwards from ten." "Ten... nine... Silicon... Valley..."...read more »

I’ve been waiting so long I’ve actually outlived the AI model tha...read more »

In 2013, medical humor revolved around a new obsession with docum...read more »

Closing the case on a healthy sense of humor.The doctor gave me a...read more »

In 1998, the medical landscape was dominated by two things: the l...read more »

"Your skin is perfect." "Thanks, it’s a 'Real-Life Filter' I boug...read more »

"You're stressed about 'The Upload'." "Will it hurt?" "Only your ...read more »

My doctor's brain buzzed. He said, "I have to go, I’m being 'Patc...read more »

I've been here so long that the 'New' drug is now 'Legacy Softwar...read more »

@Msdos_Commander06/07/2008 13:05C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.

@Seinfeld_George08/30/2004 02:42What is the deal with these funny jokes?

@Clueless_Cher04/06/2013 19:09As if! This is too funny.

@Palm_Pilot_User08/21/1997 09:24Syncing this joke to my handheld device.

@O_Ren_Ishii_Fan08/28/2011 04:11Silently laughing in the snow.

@Clans_Leader_9909/23/2000 05:36Recruiting more funny jokes for our team!