“I collect 2014 iPhones. They’re so retro.”
Part of the 69 Doctor Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Telemedicine” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Heart
"Your pulse is fast." "I'm looking at my 'Longevity Score'!"Part ...read more »
2025 Classic: The X-Ray
"Your bones are 100% organic. That’s very rare in 2025."Part of t...read more »
2025 Archive: The Surgeon’s Fee 2
He asked for my 'Digital Legacy' as a security deposit.Part of th...read more »
A doctor and a lawyer are...
A doctor and a lawyer are talking at a party. Their conversation ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Pharmacy Wait 2
I've been here so long that the 'New' drug is now 'Legacy Softwar...read more »
The Second Opinion
When you don’t like the diagnosis, just ask for a compliment.The ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Transplant
"We found a donor, but their digital soul is still in a 14-day 'D...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Surgeon’s Ego
"I'm the first surgeon to be 50% machine." "And 100% overpriced."...read more »
The X-Ray Vision
Seeing right through the patient’s excuses.The doctor looked at m...read more »
The Surgeon's Nap
Trust is key when you’re going under the knife.My surgeon told me...read more »
😜 More from category: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: The Exercise
"I'm doing 'Meta-Yoga'. I just think about the poses and the chip...read more »
2025 Archive: The Diet
"I'm on the 'Data-Sync Diet'. I only eat what my AI says my gut b...read more »
2025 Archive: The Longevity 2
"I want to live forever." "Sure, but do you have enough 'Storage'...read more »
62 Doctor Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube Launch & Grey’s Anatomy” Edition
In 2005, the medical world was split: surgeons were trying to loo...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.
Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.
Loading the training program... for comedy.
Silently laughing in the snow.
The cat is just sitting there laughing!
I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.
<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>
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