Why did the vice principal call an emergency staff meeting? Because students had discovered live-streaming apps and were secretly broadcasting their boring algebra lectures to… Read More »2015 Vintage: The Periscope Contraband
Why the four members? For the final album before the “hiatus” that broke a billion teenage hearts. Part of the 42 Musician & Rock Star… Read More »2015 Legacy: The One Direction “Made in the A.M.”
I’m “beaming” with pride over my digital wallet. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Dress & The Force Edition (2015) archive. Historically Verified
I spent two hours watching humans talk just to see a giant lizard’s tail for thirty seconds. Worth it for the roar alone. Part of… Read More »2014 Archive: The Godzilla Scale
Why Making Mirrors? Because Gotye looked in the mirror and saw three Grammys staring back. Part of the 37 Grammy Jokes: The 2013 “Babel, Bow… Read More »2013 Legacy: Best Alternative Music Album
Why Bradley Cooper? For proving that even the “Sexiest Man Alive” can be in a movie that’s boring as a dictionary. Part of the 35… Read More »2012 Vintage: The “Words” Failure
I’m “on fire” with my updates. Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Siri & Blocky World Edition (2011) archive. Historically Verified
Why did the clerk give up? Because Google decided his “Pizza Coupons” were more important than the “Quarterly Report.” Part of the 76 Office Groaners:… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Gmail “Priority Inbox”
Why did pilots love 2010? Because they finally replaced 40 pounds of paper manuals with a 1.5-pound tablet—allowing them to check the “Tactical Map” and… Read More »2010 Vintage: The iPad in the Cockpit
Why was it everywhere? Because in 2010, if you didn’t know the hand-flip move, you weren’t allowed to have a pulse. Part of the 38… Read More »2010 Archive: The “Single Ladies” Dance
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