2014 Archive: The Godzilla Scale

I spent two hours watching humans talk just to see a giant lizard’s tail for thirty seconds. Worth it for the roar alone.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

Step into 2012 – the year of the Curiosity rover landing on Mars,...read more »

Jennifer Grey is back. 2025 is the year we finally put "Baby" ba...read more »

Step into 2023 – the year we all wore pink to watch a movie about...read more »

Step into 2020 – the year of the Zoom fatigue, the Animal Crossin...read more »

Step into 2021 – the year of the Squid Game global obsession, the...read more »

A movie about tennis that is actually about three people who rea...read more »

My shirt changes color based on my heart rate. I’m currently a v...read more »

My espresso has added vitamins, minerals, and "focus-enhancing" ...read more »

I have to charge my watch, my phone, my glasses, my car, and my ...read more »

My ring just told me my blood sugar is slightly high. I’m curren...read more »

Step into 2022 – the year of the Top Gun: Maverick resurgence, th...read more »

Welcome to 1999 – the year we partied like it was, well, 1999. It...read more »

I have my own server in my basement because I don't trust the "b...read more »

My smart fridge just locked me out because I’ve reached my "satu...read more »

@Nsync_Justin10/02/2013 22:50Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!

@Lord_Of_Rings_Gimli11/03/2005 15:04That still only counts as one laugh!

@Starship_Troopers07/18/1995 04:24I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).

@Yugioh_Duelist03/26/2015 05:56You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).

@Heathers_Winona07/01/2001 04:50Greetings and salutations! Very funny.

@Rocket_Jumper12/19/2012 12:51This humor took me to new heights!