2018 Classic: The Duck

I’m “quacking” up at the fails.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

2003 was the year we learned that "fish are friends, not food." W...read more »

We’re a "fruitful" pair of cyborgs.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I’m "hogging" the processing power.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

In 2015, we learned that reality is subjective—especially if you'...read more »

I’m "focusing" on the 16K resolution.Part of the 124 Classic Pun...read more »

I’m "infecting" the metaverse with 2025 humor.Part of the 124 Cl...read more »

I’m "following" the code.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liner...read more »

I’m "cloud-thinking."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: T...read more »

Welcome to 1998 – the year Google was founded in a garage, the iM...read more »

I’m "keeping" my human core.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Li...read more »

I’m "cracking" the 2025 code.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-L...read more »

The world was on the edge of its seat in 1999. While Prince was f...read more »

I tried to reload my personality in 2025, but I was already "up-...read more »

I’m "blown" away.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The F...read more »

@MIRC_Ghost05/15/2004 14:25Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!

@Napster_User_9910/05/2010 08:06Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.

@Total_Recall_Fan06/01/2005 03:07Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!

@Thundercats_Ho07/14/2012 20:23Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)

@Ermahgerd_Girl01/03/2003 07:29ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!

@Grinds_My_Gears11/23/1998 20:13You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!

@Hashtag_Master06/15/2002 05:49#funny #joke #retro #90s